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exercise, goth af 

*Sisters of Mercy's "Lucretia..." plays as camera fades in and pans around corner of a small athletic training facility; focus and gradual zoom-in on chubby goth on the shoulder press machine, taking a quick break to toot on Mastodon*

Going to the GYM to WORK-OUT 'cuz I wanna get SWOLE:

Sore
Whenever
Operating
Limbs,
Essentially

@green

*looks at state of the world*
*nods*

..fair enough!

sad 

@Ulfra_Wolfe@witches.town

*hug*
*and another hug*
*fuggit, why not one more hug*

@kara@occult.camp

*gentle headpats from gremlin-handpaws*

free hugs, inquire inside 

There are not enough hours in the day for me to keep track of all of you, and give you all virtual hugs when you need them. So please, help yourself!

*goes to sleep with arms out in hugging position*

mechs 

My best friend and I still love this horribly campy film from our youth:

denofgeek.com/movies/robot-jox

@softgoat@computerfairi.es

A short? Either in the port or something in the controller?

Have an expensive (but heavily used) forensic workstation at work that will reboot if you use a certain faulty USB port--eventually had to tape over it. Looks _very_ professional. >_<

@eris

That looks absolutely beautiful and peaceful.

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how to: get me to be your nbf 

1. talk to me
2. cuddle me
3. be nice to me
4. repeat steps 1-3 for a while
5. tell me that you love me
6. if I say I love you too:
repeat steps 1-3 for a day
if I say I don't love you yet/only love you as a friend:
repeat steps 1-3 until I fall in love with you
7. ask me to be your nbf

disclaimer: steps will not work if I tell you no or to stop, obviously

randomly yelling lyrics at people 

@KawaSeadrake

"When the world is a danger to you
Will you rise up in rage or do you
Keep gettin' stranger, I do
I keep gettin' stranger"

"And if you're suffering I can help you
Though I cannot help myself
But don't you worry, I look well enough
That no one else can tell"

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