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@Elizafox

A veritable vista of sullen seasons, strapped-together like some auto-flagellating ascetics handmade flail.

@Waces Just wait just a minute here, just what are you trying to get at?

@fluxom_alt

The grem on your shoulder says you should indulge...

Vyruem boosted

alch 

@fluxom_alt

Don't be silly.
This is great.
This is perfect.

@plausocks Sounds a bit more like a number t--

...ah, nevermind.

@Elizafox @plausocks

Apparently, according to "expert nail guides" one should be able to paint each nail in three simple strokes.

My tests have shown that this is a lie.

Unpopular Opinion: Music 

NIN's cover of Joy Division's 'Dead Souls' is better than the original.

youtu.be/sDHqywS6un0

@Nerts @Ficus
Depends on one's concept of kink. It took me a bit, but my perception has shifted to accept that certain proclivities needn't be salacious to be kinky, they can just be "atypical" interests and themes from which a person derives notable enjoyment.

@Ficus u mean it's nawt a dubbo-yew? ૮( O_o)ა

@plausocks Look, I've got unrealistic standards based on certain interpretations of my fursona so either we're both good or we're both terrible--your choice.

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@mawr @Elizafox @plausocks

Okay, I must be really tired, because at first I thought you were touting the merits of using garbage bags *as clothes* in an emergency.

Re: Last Boost

Vy is beanless--this explains so much.

@Elizafox

It just makes me look that much more goth, tbh.

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