recent aftershave critique, weird genital reference
...it can best be described as "CASK STRENGTH CIS MALE" and is an unnervingly "dehydrated-piss-golden-yellow" in color; it should probably be diluted ten-fold. I open the cap and two muscled, hairy FISTS OF MANLINESS punch me in the nose. Putting this stuff on is like GETTING MY FACE SLAPPED WITH A MASSIVE SPICY COCK that leaves a STAMP like a GODDAMNED GIANT PORTOBELLO MUSHROOM in it's wake.
God, I'd rather use plain astringent on my face.
@SyntheticDoe how how?
@SyntheticDoe What's your general preference, as far as themes?
Snout Runner
Two more icons done and dusted, this time around for @vyruem and their little anger nugget and @BestGirlGrace, the gorgeous bean!
I actually had a blast drawing a human face for once, so feel free to keep that in mind going forward~.
🍕deep dish pizza🍕
@fluxom_alt Well of corset you are!
animated gif w/audio, somber sona stuff
That's suggesting that Eliza was ever *off* in the first place.
@Elizafox Dibs on 407 Proxy Authentication Required
Several Queer, Fashionable, Repressed, Demon-Haunted Gremlins in a Single Bioform || nonbinary agremderflux