Vyruem @vyruem@awoo.space

@ikksnay

Yes, tis I, the gremoolin.

Tried this on birdsite before, thought I might try here as well.

A different kind of #TMITuesday:

Tell me something secret, anonymously (or through DM if you'd rather it not be public at all.) Fears, joys, pains--anything you're normally reticent to say, but really wish you could tell someone.

Alternatively, ask me intriguing or embarrassing questions if you'd prefer.

https://curiouscat.me/vyruem

@IrisKalmia @irisjaycomics I used to wear baseball caps.

Often.

Unironically.

Later, when I discovered the draw of the color black, you can bet I sure as shit wore my black trench everywhere.

I should find old pics...

@distressedegg "I call this piece 'The Dickaxe Guy.'"

Met and shook hands with Jared from Chemlab last night, so, that was pretty cool. Been listening/reading to that crazy man's brain-blistering psycho-cyber-babble-on ever since I was but a snot-nosed little gremling. Wish I could have made the show the previous night, but this will suffice.

@fluxom_alt

About time...what took so long?

@fluxom_alt

Or your implant becomes host to a rogue, biomodifying combat AI that decides you need a werecat form when you're in "danger."

And it might have a very subjective interpretation of danger.

@Draekos
😳💦

@Draekos

Would that be "Mountain Awoo" or "Mount 'n' Awoo?" 🤔

@c1t7@vcity.network

Whoa, whoa, wait! Vanquish gremlins? o_O

The adventurers could only look on in horror as the Excremancer threw open the valve on the massive iron pipe and emptied the towns' raw sewage into the library; countless rare volumes of occult knowledge and spellcraft were soon submerged in foul muck.

"Why?!" cried the party's sorcerer, wounded by the loss of so much arcane wisdom.

"Fool!" gloated the Excremancer, "Before, I was but a simple sewage worker, but now, I have finally mass-turd the dark arts!"

@IrisKalmia

I CAN'T HELP IT. I LEARNED THIS DARK ART FROM @Balina AND NOW IT CONSUMES MY VERY BEING.

Friendly, gentle neighborhood werewolf, named Hawoord. He's a bit overweight, so he's put himself on a calorie-restricted diet; milk is also off-limits as he is lactose-intolerant. He can often be found hiking in the woods where he enjoys taking pictures and samples of mosses and fungal-algae growths, and of which he will go to into great detail to explain that they are not the same and how he much prefers the latter.

He's a local lo-cal lactase-lacking lycan liking lichen.

@Balina

Ah, senpai...

*bows*

...you inspire me in so many magnificently dark and terrible ways.