Yes, tis I, the gremoolin.
TMITuesday, Confessional Edition
Oh shit!
*hug*
That's entirely my fault! I'm so sorry; thanks for letting me know. I'm not on here as much as I'd like and I probably assumed I was already following you.
Now I have to look through my followers and see who else I may have unintentionally snubbed. >_>
TMITuesday, Confessional Edition
Tried this on birdsite before, thought I might try here as well.
A different kind of #TMITuesday:
Tell me something secret, anonymously (or through DM if you'd rather it not be public at all.) Fears, joys, pains--anything you're normally reticent to say, but really wish you could tell someone.
Alternatively, ask me intriguing or embarrassing questions if you'd prefer.
ghosts of fashion crimes past
@IrisKalmia @irisjaycomics I used to wear baseball caps.
Often.
Unironically.
Later, when I discovered the draw of the color black, you can bet I sure as shit wore my black trench everywhere.
I should find old pics...
@distressedegg "I call this piece 'The Dickaxe Guy.'"
childhood ind00strial heros
Met and shook hands with Jared from Chemlab last night, so, that was pretty cool. Been listening/reading to that crazy man's brain-blistering psycho-cyber-babble-on ever since I was but a snot-nosed little gremling. Wish I could have made the show the previous night, but this will suffice.
awful terrible but hornt-adjacent post
@fluxom_alt So, are you saying uwu-speak *is* or *is not* good for dictation?
tfposting
About time...what took so long?
vaguely cyberpunk roboposting that will inevtiably lead to kinkposting
Or your implant becomes host to a rogue, biomodifying combat AI that decides you need a werecat form when you're in "danger."
And it might have a very subjective interpretation of danger.
@Draekos
😳💦
Would that be "Mountain Awoo" or "Mount 'n' Awoo?" 🤔
Micro-fiction, sewage/waste mention
The adventurers could only look on in horror as the Excremancer threw open the valve on the massive iron pipe and emptied the towns' raw sewage into the library; countless rare volumes of occult knowledge and spellcraft were soon submerged in foul muck.
"Why?!" cried the party's sorcerer, wounded by the loss of so much arcane wisdom.
"Fool!" gloated the Excremancer, "Before, I was but a simple sewage worker, but now, I have finally mass-turd the dark arts!"
New OC concept
I CAN'T HELP IT. I LEARNED THIS DARK ART FROM @Balina AND NOW IT CONSUMES MY VERY BEING.
New OC concept
@vyruem Now, this is the pun content that the world needs. Perfectly in line with the small room off our basement where we keep the grocery managers we’ve abducted. Well, that was before my roommate, Sullivan, started using it for hoarding his trash. I’ll never forgive Sully for sullying our salaried celery seller cellar.
New OC concept
Friendly, gentle neighborhood werewolf, named Hawoord. He's a bit overweight, so he's put himself on a calorie-restricted diet; milk is also off-limits as he is lactose-intolerant. He can often be found hiking in the woods where he enjoys taking pictures and samples of mosses and fungal-algae growths, and of which he will go to into great detail to explain that they are not the same and how he much prefers the latter.
He's a local lo-cal lactase-lacking lycan liking lichen.
Also check out this commission I did for @ikksplicit and @vyruem of their characters hard at work researching the unconscious in the Korps’ secret think tank, Lab Nineteen! Don’t worry, this is normal.
(If you’re interested in a commission like this one, email me at distressedegg at gmail for rates and a custom quote!)
Several Queer, Fashionable, Repressed, Demon-Haunted Gremlins in a Single Bioform || nonbinary agremderflux