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@fluxom_alt

Closest I've got: pseudo-beans by means of pressing pawbs to glass.

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@skolli@mastodon.social

Wait...

...the manga or the band?

@eris@cybre.space I remember desperately trying to get Horse Rotorvator on CD in my youth, trying to avoid the Some Bizarre edition, and being thwarted at every turn.

Even my acquiring Scatology (overpriced and from eBay) was marred by the fact that the CD suffered from the "disc rot" issue of the time--though amazingly, the manufacturer issued a replacement upon request, even so many years after the fact.

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Its gonna take a lot to take me away from you
Its nothing that a discourse war or more could ever do
I bless the toots down at yiff dot life
Gonna take a lot to be not horny on main ooo

@Motodrachen

Hrm...that's does not seem inaccurate... 🤔​

@plausocks *proudly patting the giant mounted phallus* "Yep, got me this big feller a few years back. I'd tracked it to it's regular feeding grounds and waited all morning for it to show its glans out in the open."

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@Draekos

You can grind in the Beer Caves for a bit, but that will take awhile. If you want to risk it for sake of speed, I suggest the Whiskey Heights or Martini Marsh. The Vodka Vale is a good compromise.

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@Draekos

That's like me except I've traded-out points in gay to take a drunk-skill bonus.

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quite a while ago i peeled a sticker off my computer and i noticed there was some like, sticker/tape residue on one side. i ordered some of that "goo gone" stuff to remove it. then like a week later it arrived. then i put it on a shelf. then weeks later i put a note to myself nearby to remind me. later i put a reminder on my phone. i think it's been at least 2 months now. anyway i just opened the bottle & put some of it on a cloth & wiped off the residue. whole process took less than 10 seconds

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@arb@yiff.life @Shukin

*sadly examines their own shame list*

...yeah...that'll probably happen.

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@Shukin @arb@yiff.life Not really mine, either, but I'm adjacent-to and friends with so many people that are that I've become aware-by-proxy. XD

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@Shukin @arb@yiff.life

It involves swallowin' but not like ya think...

@vantablack The cannabis leaf in the username kind of implies that already, doesn't it?

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