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re: selfie 

@irisjaycomics That's such a good look.

Bad "Hallelujah" parody, werecreatures 

Sharing it here, too, because I'm shameless (for some things, at least) and proud:

🎵​Your plan went wrong, you made a goof
She stood before you, claw and tooth
She'd shifted in the moonlight and outgrew ya'
You tried to flee—escape from there
But she nommed on you, now you're a were-
And from your maw she drew the a-awoo, yeah🎵

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furry gremlin, suggestive but clothed, alcohol, punny maybe (or itll make you cry, one of the two) 

the emergency top has been created, featuring this bottle of alcohol

(actually featuring @vyruem )
#furryart #furry

alcohol + gremlin + bad photoshop 

Drunk tooting on the Fediverse.
Woo.

re: Food and painfully obvious jokes 

@Draekos

Being that you are such a huge lesbian I'm honestly shocked it's *only* been a year since you've had five guys.

@IrisKalmia

1) No, it isn't.
2) Not to minimize the vital importance of employment in our society, but a place that judges you based on your attire for consecutive interviews is not a place you want to work.

@Elizafox @desvox@be.cutewith.me

Okay, phew...was afraid for a moment you'd suffered Clinton, Illinois.

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re: tf trashpost pic idea subtoot but like with an @ 

@fluxom_alt

I am big blush.

hinting at physical thigholence, kink? 

@Draekos @orrery @irisjaycomics

This label, except depicting massive synth-thighs in the silhouette.

@orrery @Draekos @irisjaycomics

Unless you're in the heavy armor division, in which case Triple High-Impact Carbon Composite plating is standard.

@Draekos @irisjaycomics

"The massive tank-treaded platform with which I have replaced my lower body roars to life, the jet engine howling like a supercharged bionic-banshee as I launch down the sidewalk, shattering the concrete below and spraying it behind me in a shower of stone and diesel-smoke."

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