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@Elizafox

"Black beans or pinto beans?"
"JavaBeans, please."

@mawr @green

Yeah, green has an ETA:

ELECTRICITY
TOTALLY
AWOL

implied violence 

@dragonluvr89 @nolan

That's ridiculous--obviously you want to cut it up into 3, maybe 4 manageable portions.

@Ulfra_Wolfe@witches.town YOU'RE wonderful.

Spouse is laughing at my disposable flip-flops and gray-painted toenails--resultant from my day at the spa.

@murilega Well, best you rectify this situation post-haste!

@Leucrotta Don't rush it!. I just put whiskey in my morning coffee so it ain't quite yet time for me.

Vyruem boosted

Current gender; male but hey, let’s not get carried away here, it’s just a thing.

@kara@occult.camp And when you open these on your phone and try to do _anything_ it's like "HEY, INSTALL OUR APP BECAUSE WHY WOULD YOU JUST WANT TO DO THIS IN A MOBILE BROWSER?"

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