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@luciferMysticus @Elizafox

That's about all I would able to offer; I can barely organize a trip to the grocery store for myself.

dog 

This is Comfort Dog. Comfort Dog knows you are trying to be sad by yourself and won't allow it.

Damn you, Comfort Dog. awoo.space/media/b_UNDtdiN1ycp

Vyruem boosted

A friend of mine just asked how my day was going, and my response was

"Like a clown car on fire barreling out of control towards a fireworks factory"

That mental image has just dramatically improved my day. XD

*honk-a honk-a AWOOGA*

SPECIAL DELIVERY!!!

@vantablack Spoiler: They're probably annoying without the tinnitus, too.

@KevinMGranger It may, however, force you to take care of it when you wake up.

Which could be less than ideal.

The Alexis Werefox Experience™️ 

@Shadow8t4 Still pissed that they got rid of Verde.

Dammit @Elizafox , I just woke up--I can't be wrapping my head around this right now.

wikileaks, 45 

@knightly @vahnj

Screw it--wipe the system and reload from backup.

@Elizafox

"Black beans or pinto beans?"
"JavaBeans, please."

@mawr @green

Yeah, green has an ETA:

ELECTRICITY
TOTALLY
AWOL

implied violence 

@dragonluvr89 @nolan

That's ridiculous--obviously you want to cut it up into 3, maybe 4 manageable portions.

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