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"...I've been known to be quite handsome.
In a certain angle and in certain light."

― Nick Cave, O'Malley's Bar

"In a certain light and from a carefully chosen angle, Magrat was not unattractive.”

― Terry Pratchett, Wyrd Sisters

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My art Commissions are open!!

If you're interested in getting a picture from me, they're $50 per character. Just send me a DM to discuss the details. The attached pictures have pricing examples on them. Further details in replies

Saying things are "my aesthetic" is my aesthetic.

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ah yes, the personal computer and the apple impersonal computer

Good night all. Be better to yourselves than you think you deserve. And if you feel you cannot manage that, be better to someone else than they think they deserve. Offer the hugs you wish to receive in the world.

alcohol mention, rumination 

I used to think some of my most atrocious shiteposting / excrementooting occurred when I had been drinking.

Tonight has proven to me that liquor is not necessary to be completely asinine.

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how have i not shown y'all my very good fursona. my cyber cat who i accidentally dressed as a member of kraftwerk

slow brain morning 

This morning:

-Applied shaving cream liberally to forehead while in shower. (My brows are unwieldy but not *that* unwieldy.)

-Got in car, started vehicle, put in reverse, checked rearview and discovered not only had I forgotten eyeliner, but my hair was still in post-shower natural sloppy-dry form.

-Go back to house, realize I've locked the house door and keys are still in car.

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commission for the smoothest greminal @vyruem

wow ive never used the @ here before-nice #furry #furryart #parody #commission

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free birthday suits

I got a box of em

just put your clothes in the box and take one

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free hugs 

Hello all. It's been awhile since i've been so uncharacteristically cloying and forward, but if you'd like, and if you need hugs for any reason, please apply here and I will address your requests as soon as I awake in the morning.

(...or sooner, as I tend to wake several times during the night.)

Remember: You are good, valid, and worthy of affection.

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New users: I've written a guide to Mastodon, which you can find here: github.com/joyeusenoelle/Guide

It was originally brief, but it keeps growing. o_o

alcohol, dieting 

Back on the lean protein & alcohol diet, but I'm not getting the results I'd like to see.

Looks like I'll need to try cutting down on the protein.

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Transformation, reality rewriting, 18+ 

Gonna repost my stories on here over time.

First up, have Making Waves. I wrote it for Gittsy’s birthday. It establishes the background and rules of my main setting. Plus I’m just really proud of what I wrote for her.

docs.google.com/document/d/1rw

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I've seen things you posters wouldn't believe. Twitter accounts getting suspended in the menchies of bluechecks. I watched corn-cobs meltdown in the replies near the RussiaGate. All those tweets will be lost in the timeline, like tears in rain. Time to toot.

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