Vyruem @vyruem@awoo.space
- Pronouns
- They/Grem/It
- Incept
- 1979
Several Queer, Fashionable, Repressed, Demon-Haunted Gremlins in a Single Bioform || nonbinary agremderflux
Joined Oct 2017
So, an "infant life vest" is a safety device meant to keep small, young humans afloat, and not--as I had assumed--a water-floatation garment consisting of several live, squirming babies taped together to harness their natural buoyancy.
Interesting...
Misheard Nerd Words
Misheard a couple coworkers discussing a log-parsing script:
"The hetero is not included."
(It was "header row.")
generic kink mention
My goal is to be so knowledgeable about a wide variety of kinks--sharing them with others that I know are into certain things--that nobody can tell what my actual perversions are.
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Drop-into an art stream full of strangers and just start droppin' puns every chance I get.
I suppose this is better than my overwrought gothy approach, at least.
Why am I shopping for riot masks? I don't need one. I have no use for—
—OOOoooo, one has a voice amplifier!
I must be
The world's
Raunchiest prude
🤔
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re: cybergoth, unexpected search suggestion
If you don't know who GG Allin was, don't look him up unless you assume the largest and most comprehensive of CWs should be emblazoned on every search result.
cybergoth, unexpected search suggestion
Ah, yes, noted cybergoth music icon...
...GG Allin?!
synthpop lyrics and youtube link
*On the best of days I'm a loaded gun
On the worst of days I'm a burned out candle
And the wind keeps blowing down my house
Changing direction north to south*
sfw furry art, alc, cig
Feeling cute today, might delete later.
(Art by http://www.teknicolortiger.com)
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RIP water in spray bottles, you will be mist
subtle
The key to running a top-performing business is to always consider the bottom-line.
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We now return to my live toots of the hotel bar during Christmas.
The man who I think is the manager on duty is wearing an ugly Christmas sweater that has red box glued to the front. The box has a hole in it, and the words "CORN HOLE" written under it.
I'm genuinely not sure what to make of this.
follow this enby (v2)
Today give yourself the gift of following @ossifrage for aggro-enby perspectives on identity, HRT, and the frustrations of dating.
Also, they are my friend and I like them so please be nice.
- Pronouns
- They/Grem/It
- Incept
- 1979
Several Queer, Fashionable, Repressed, Demon-Haunted Gremlins in a Single Bioform || nonbinary agremderflux
Joined Oct 2017
