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Music for Halloween 01 

It's that time of year again where I start spamming this song everywhere.

youtube.com/watch?v=D2MH5c2sTv

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Joanna for sneptember~ I procrastinated but hey, some witchy art of her brewing up a potion for us to start into the spooky season proper :3

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Spicy or Cultist Owl for spooky month this year?

Art by Crowfangs & Neltruin

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A letter to myself from 7 years ago:

Hey gorgeous.That feeling you're feeling now? That euphoria? That's something that will last for a long time. I'm so happy you figured it out. Now your journey can begin. 💙🏳️‍⚧️

Happy rebirthday.

re: gremme-presenting 

I don't want to be sirred OR ma'amed, actually—I'd prefer to not be perceived. >_>;

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gremme-presenting 

Another day, another awkward but innocuous experience of being perceived as what I can only imagine is something like a tired, chubby, futch lesbian.

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DULLahan? I find them quite interesting, actually.

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I want to eat someone’s soul. Like in a video game where you kill a boss and absorb a power up. I want to consume an oil executive and unlock a dragon shout or something

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Thought I had at 9AM while waiting for my Vyvanse to kick in:

Since lobsters are arthropods, if you had a lobster-sized land-dwelling arthropod, like a spider, would it taste good if you boiled it and served it with butter?

There is a special joy in seeing queer gothlings take their first tentative steps into embracing the aesthetic, and an even greater glee when having had a hand in it.

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Fun fact about Microsoft #Windows: if you type Ctrl-Shift-Alt-Win-L, LinkedIn will open in your default browser. This is an OS hotkey that cannot be turned off.

I know this reads like a joke but it isn't.

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(goal met tysm!!!)

hello!

i need $100 to order groceries, $60 for medical weed, $30 for bus fare and such, and $30 for more panties ($220 total)

unemployed atm, roomie will help me find a job once my recently-requested new name ID arrives

paypal: paypal.me/v33b33

cashapp: cash.app/$vantablack420

venmo: venmo.com/vantablack420

liberapay: liberapay.com/v4nt4bl4ck

GFM (separate): gofund.me/aa09f716

patreon (monthly): patreon.com/vantablack

tysm 🖤

#MutualAid #TransCrowdFund

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fuck it i have so many of these and nowhere to post them, so you get an assortment of #thinkpad glamor shots on your timeline

medical humor 

You: Ureteroscopy
Me: EXTREME SOUNDING

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A #hacking song recounted by the author of the "The New #hackers Handbook" (1986) Huge Cornwall in an article in the Sydney Morning Herald in October of 1989.
#history #histodons

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