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forest photo 

Camping a few weeks ago...

lewd? 

(And the award for most repeatedly disappointing "lewd" toots goes to...)

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lewd? 

You've heard of "horny on main," now get ready for...

*_unvulgar on alt_*
*_unaroused on AD_*
*_sfw on secondary_*

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Tired: porn set around a plumber coming to fix the pipes

Wired: porn set around sysadmin coming to check the server box

seattle 

There seems to be a large concentration of cool people on here from there. Why is this?

awoo 

Ah-wehhh...

[clears throat]

..ah-wuuhfff...

[sighs]

...hi?

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Today I underestimated my girth while overestimating the capacity of a new pair of jeans to contain it comfortably.

Not wiggling my bum, everyone--just trying to walk, here.

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sadness and support 

@vyruem

Twitter: vyruem
Discord: Vyruem#4349

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sadness and support 

I have little to offer anyone beyond being absolutely more-than-willing to listen to whatever you have to say. I am not an expert at comfort and consolation, I do not have answers, but if you need someone to cry or vent at, I will gladly volunteer. I will acknowledge, I will respond, and I will not try to force on you solutions you did not ask for.

I may not truly -know- you--nor you know me--but I love you all the same for who you are. Take care of yourselves.

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Everyone… please be sure to reach out to your friends and remind them that you love them and they're important today.

xmas, mild neg, macabre (but creative?) imagery 

I walk into a department store today and am welcomed by Christmas music.

ALL HALLOWS EVE AIN'T EVEN COLD AND BURIED AND YOU'RE ALREADY PISSIN' CHRISTMAS ON IT'S CORPSE.

post-halloween, music 

Only 364 more days until next Halloween!

Keep it spoopy and creppy.

youtu.be/KFPI9b9N6CQ

SNUGS FOR THE SNUG THRONE!
CUDDLES FOR THE CUDDLE GOD!

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