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A friend of mine just asked how my day was going, and my response was

"Like a clown car on fire barreling out of control towards a fireworks factory"

That mental image has just dramatically improved my day. XD

*honk-a honk-a AWOOGA*

SPECIAL DELIVERY!!!

Spouse is laughing at my disposable flip-flops and gray-painted toenails--resultant from my day at the spa.

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Current gender; male but hey, let’s not get carried away here, it’s just a thing.

gender agender 

Last boost: Now that I'm a bit more established, I wanted to bring this up again--hope you will forgive this self-serving regurgitation, but I am genuinely interested in any additional feedback.

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gender agender 

Throwing this out there for any honest input and hoping I don't regret it.

Where is the line (or vast DMZ) between 'agender' identity and just typical dissatisfaction and guilt over culturally expected and imposed norms for one's assumed gender? Are there any distinct qualifiers between "I am not this" and "I feel guilty?"

Asking for a friend.

toot 

toot and nail
eye for an eye, toot for a toot
by the skin of your toots
through gritted toots

MastoAccentChallenge, late late entry 

Late submission and late in day voice.

Prepare your aural orifices for utter disappointment.

soundcloud.com/32727004/voice-

commissioned art, FA links, TF 

A TF sequence and a short follow-up series I commissioned from Ficus (Malificus) on FA. May not make a lot of sense if you don't know the "Demon Parasite" lore she has created, but still a poignant work if you look beyond the metaphor.

furaffinity.net/view/25075356/
furaffinity.net/view/25401783/
furaffinity.net/view/25402019/
furaffinity.net/view/25402246/
furaffinity.net/view/25402401/

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I GOT BUPROPRION AND VIAGRA

ONE IS FOR UNFUCKIN
THE OTHER IS FOR FUCKIN

lyric, sad?, probably a re-toot 

"And if you’re suffering I can help you / Though I cannot help myself / But don’t you worry, I look well enough / That no one else can tell"

-Seeming, "Doomsayer"

seeming.bandcamp.com/track/doo

No folks, I've actually sobered up tonight. These interactions I'm subjecting you to are from my _unaltered_ state. I'm sorry.

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YESS mastodon now says "booped your snoot" for favs for me. Y'all on awoo dot space, change the language to "awoo!!" under settings if you'd like!

death, music, dorothy parker, link 

And the way I was first introduced to this poem (and Ms. Parker, incidentally)--a musical interpretation by C-Tec

youtube.com/watch?v=TMryW_W295

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[stretches] Ah, well--time to get my morning excrementooting in!

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Tonight, share in a moment of happiness.

You still deserve that, you know. Happiness.
Warmth.
Love.

All that.

That's still your right. 💜​

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First transgender state legislator elected today in Virginia; Danica Roem for district 13.

sona stuff, image, smoking 

The shadier half of my dual-fursonalities, as imagined by MyLoveless on FA

(OP: furaffinity.net/view/25358407/) awoo.space/media/0U_HoWTvOt0Mc

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Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella? 

@vyruem This is better than my "what rhymes with snoop" joke.

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