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job search 

If anyone knows of any programming / software engineering jobs looking to hire a remote worker, hmu

I’ve got experience with a lot of different languages, as well as being pretty good at picking up new languages.

I also can carry a project from research and design to completion, as well as support after deployment.

I have experience with agile/scrum methodology, and do very well in it.

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TF, semi nsfw for nude 

YAA im soooo excited i finished it finally. mmmmm teef and claws

for @vyruem

Dear All of You Folks:

You are worthwhile. You are valid. You are human. You matter.

And I love you.

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financial problems, req for help 

quickly approaching 2 months no income (aside from donations which have helped me stay afloat so far)

I'm quickly approaching the point where I'll need to fundraise for being able to continue driving (necessary for finding jobs among other things) for another month if I cannot find a job by sometime next month.

So... i actually don't know what else to say, but please help if you can.

paypal.me/azushark

I'm also considering a paypal pool instead of this...

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At first I was worried that my hobby of entomology with a specialty in apidae would be hindered by my limited living space, but I figured out a solution in where to best store their hives. So now whenever someone comes over I get to say 

Bees are stored in the walls.

"Being so consumed with thoughts of all the things I both want and need to do that I become overwhelmed and instead just repeatedly do trivial shit like refresh social media" is my fetish.

Good morning-or whatever time of day it is for you.

Free hugs on offer, no questions asked.

Apply here.

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TF-related, Cherubees, specifically the Beetles, depiction of a nipple 

If I took a moment to gush about these lovely bumbles canon would anyone be interested to listen

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Tired: Horny and drunk
Wired: Hörnt and turnt

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Last bit of the flood I swear by @vyruem is a good boy and everyone should love this adorable gremlin

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Its gonna take a lot to take me away from you
Its nothing that a discourse war or more could ever do
I bless the toots down at yiff dot life
Gonna take a lot to be not horny on main ooo

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quite a while ago i peeled a sticker off my computer and i noticed there was some like, sticker/tape residue on one side. i ordered some of that "goo gone" stuff to remove it. then like a week later it arrived. then i put it on a shelf. then weeks later i put a note to myself nearby to remind me. later i put a reminder on my phone. i think it's been at least 2 months now. anyway i just opened the bottle & put some of it on a cloth & wiped off the residue. whole process took less than 10 seconds

TMITuesday, Confessional Edition 

Tried this on birdsite before, thought I might try here as well.

A different kind of :

Tell me something secret, anonymously (or through DM if you'd rather it not be public at all.) Fears, joys, pains--anything you're normally reticent to say, but really wish you could tell someone.

Alternatively, ask me intriguing or embarrassing questions if you'd prefer.

curiouscat.me/vyruem

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