Vyruem @vyruem@awoo.space
- Pronouns
- They/Grem/It
- Incept
- 1979
Several Queer, Fashionable, Repressed, Demon-Haunted Gremlins in a Single Bioform || nonbinary agremderflux
Joined Oct 2017
childhood ind00strial heros
Met and shook hands with Jared from Chemlab last night, so, that was pretty cool. Been listening/reading to that crazy man's brain-blistering psycho-cyber-babble-on ever since I was but a snot-nosed little gremling. Wish I could have made the show the previous night, but this will suffice.
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Micro-fiction, sewage/waste mention
The adventurers could only look on in horror as the Excremancer threw open the valve on the massive iron pipe and emptied the towns' raw sewage into the library; countless rare volumes of occult knowledge and spellcraft were soon submerged in foul muck.
"Why?!" cried the party's sorcerer, wounded by the loss of so much arcane wisdom.
"Fool!" gloated the Excremancer, "Before, I was but a simple sewage worker, but now, I have finally mass-turd the dark arts!"
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New OC concept
@vyruem Now, this is the pun content that the world needs. Perfectly in line with the small room off our basement where we keep the grocery managers we’ve abducted. Well, that was before my roommate, Sullivan, started using it for hoarding his trash. I’ll never forgive Sully for sullying our salaried celery seller cellar.
New OC concept
Friendly, gentle neighborhood werewolf, named Hawoord. He's a bit overweight, so he's put himself on a calorie-restricted diet; milk is also off-limits as he is lactose-intolerant. He can often be found hiking in the woods where he enjoys taking pictures and samples of mosses and fungal-algae growths, and of which he will go to into great detail to explain that they are not the same and how he much prefers the latter.
He's a local lo-cal lactase-lacking lycan liking lichen.
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If a werewolf is into writing bondage fiction from the viewpoint of the bottom, does that make them a lycan sub scribe?
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Also check out this commission I did for @ikksplicit and @vyruem of their characters hard at work researching the unconscious in the Korps’ secret think tank, Lab Nineteen! Don’t worry, this is normal.
(If you’re interested in a commission like this one, email me at distressedegg at gmail for rates and a custom quote!)
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re toot if u love ur fursona
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sleeping, fox, sfw, sleepytime
frostiefoxie's characters but sleeping/and or in plush format, here we see that cute cat nightlight that i really want irl (this commission is me projecting my materalistic wants)
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Transphobia
Like seriously, some people just straight up can't handle knowing we still exist but fuck 'em
furry art, goo, mild horror
"What is a grem? A miserable little pile of secretions!"
Art by @Wicklebutt on birdsite.
power metal, campy goth imagery
...and already I want to listen to everything and get one of their over-the-top occult-werewolf-pseudo-religion-themed shirts or even...
...this:
power metal, campy goth imagery
So, just found out about Powerwolf like in the past 24 hours...
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sleeping grem, sfw
all finished for @vyruem
i liked the darker piece but i have the lighter piece for u guys to see better
*weary, eyes half-open, goes around passing out hugs and/or headpats to all those who desire them before stumbling to bed*
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sfw, sleeping, gremlin, wip
hey guys look at this absolute gremlin im drawing for my next commission(for @vyruem
(i want a miniature doll of myself now)
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Can't sleep.
Must poop-toot.
gremlin butt
Vy hump Vy hump Vy hump
Vy's furry gremlin rump
Art by @Wicklebutt at Twitter
recent aftershave critique, weird genital reference
...it can best be described as "CASK STRENGTH CIS MALE" and is an unnervingly "dehydrated-piss-golden-yellow" in color; it should probably be diluted ten-fold. I open the cap and two muscled, hairy FISTS OF MANLINESS punch me in the nose. Putting this stuff on is like GETTING MY FACE SLAPPED WITH A MASSIVE SPICY COCK that leaves a STAMP like a GODDAMNED GIANT PORTOBELLO MUSHROOM in it's wake.
God, I'd rather use plain astringent on my face.
- Pronouns
- They/Grem/It
- Incept
- 1979
Several Queer, Fashionable, Repressed, Demon-Haunted Gremlins in a Single Bioform || nonbinary agremderflux
Joined Oct 2017
