Today... in a nutshell 

Today:
Brain:
Hey guess what you have until EoD Friday to lock down this K8 deliverable... Okay sure we got this...

Except... it was super fucking hot last night so we got very little sleep..

Woke up to the power going on and off...
Boss: Work from home, take a nap and get some work done.
Power goes out.. go to office..

Power back on.. after lunch go back home.. can't sleep cuz kobold in bed.

Brain: You should just write this manifest and be done..

Azure: HAHAHAHAHA CLUSTER IN FAILED STATE WOULD YOU LIKE TO OPEN SUPPORT TICKET? NO WE WON"T TELL YOU WHY! NO ERROR FOUND!

Me: I guess... I'll just... I dunno... be ADHD for 4 or 5 hours... oh hey pot chocolate... but nope.. got to get this thing done... so no.

Azure: Response time for this ticket 4 hours

Azure: Been 6 hours... no response..

Me: I guess I'll just not today...

re: Today... in a nutshell 

*deploys another cluster*

Cluster fails during network deployment..

Would you like to open a support ticket?

*screams obscenities quietly at Azure to not wake kobold sleeping in my nest*

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re: Today... in a nutshell 

Boss adds this to the list of reasons Azure sucks for senior management...

Now maybe chocolate time.

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