wow... well aside from the fact I'll be starting my first day light on sleep...
Apple (as a contractor): here is a 3 year old macbook pro, oops we forgot some account stuff and didn't send you the "first week" plan doc or meeting invites until friday.
New employer: Brand new macbook pro 16, if you want a 13 you can trade it out later, here is a $2k for home office stuff (desk, chair whatever) , $250 budget mouse + keyboard and a $400 dock. Also here is week schedule.. a week ahead of time!
@wobblewuffess hello, your new employer sounds kinda ace. I'm glad you're having such a great experience!