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Kill Staging/DevOps 

Me.. sitting in a CI/CD transition meeting with one of the teams my team supports.. half awake as they discuss all this effort to bring parity to staging (because they don't do parallel stacks in staging but we do in prod for them)

"Here me out... OR YOU COULD JUST DO IT IN PROD!"
"What?! Do it in prod? But... testing?!"
"Do it in prod! After all last deployment that we just rolled back before this meeting tested perfectly in staging but because of factors we literally could not replicate anywhere but PROD.. it failed. So... you should just do it LIVE but you know.. with feature flags, incremental roll out and parallel stacks so we can fail back to known good builds... which we already do.. in PROD!"
My boss in a private message: "Are you upset at me for scheduling this meeting at 8am?"
Me: "Only slightly... but I am 100% serious about killing their Staging instead of having them waste a bunch of time trying to replicate what they have already built in Prod.."

TL;DR

DO IT LIVE, DO IT IN PROD (Assuming you trust your Devs.. if not.. well.. shit)

re: Work, Guns, team building 

@mawr Surprised the hell out of me. Granted I had a lot of trouble with hitting things with a 20g during the warm up... and then moved over to a 12g and was fine... though my shoulder is sore.

Work, Guns, team building 

So I got dragged to "Sporting Clays" as a team building exercise at work.

After a practice round... I hit 22 of 25 shots right handed and 6/10 left handed shots because my shoulder was hurting and my boss dared me to do it.

I've not shot a shotgun in probably 4 years... and shot clays in 15

political hot take 

Politicians are weird, defective caricatures of people, and campaigns are weird rituals to try to convince us that’s what people are like

If your tail isn't wagging intensely when you exclaim "Kobold!" what are you even doing?

re: That face when: 

@kelseyhusky Ooof... thanks for keeping the cloud running so I don't have to do the same thing :(

"You do know you could find yourself charged with being a dominant species while under the influence of impulse driving consumerism, don't you?"

BTW: Good Omens is delightful and a roaring fun read so far. And the show is a lot of fun too. Too bad the fundies got Netflix to stop making more of it.

@mawr Yeaaaaah... just.. could not fall asleep... and then.. finally did at 4:30... my alarm was set for 7:30... but I woke up at 7:20 on my own.. stupid UK team meeting day... argh.. and I have another one on Thursday to discuss facilitating them getting to CI/CD and managing their own prod environment ;-;

Thanks brain... sure did enjoy the not sleeping last night... welp.. work time on not quite 3 hours of sleep :(

If you want headpats from a kobold,. you need to crouch down or offer us a stepladder.

"irritation" is core to the experience of most video games; it creates a sincere experience of triumph

HRT, my personal trans experience 

-- Swimsuits are bullshit sometimes, but i need to get one that fits and can withstand the way I play. The pride-pandering impulse purchase was just a little bit too small to be comfortable or Rex enough for all these chocolate curves.

-- Diving after a 17 year gap has made me realized just how much my bio-frame has changed from the cached tactile map from my Varsity days. There are a couple of things there that weren't there the last time.

-- Feeling my tits bob and float on the surface at the shallow end is such a fun and silly feeling. I love it.

I forgot just how much fun playful immersion is. I haven't played water in 17 years. And I didn't realize how much I missed and needed it. I'm gonna be in the fabrication lab for a while. Gotta start speccing out a water-play frame and platform.

Text Editors 

HOLY SHIT ATOM... WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE?!

@mawr Uhhh HQ is here but other major office is in Ann Arbor... but yeah...

fascist culture wars 

i will not let fash take the spelling "fren". goddamnit. i feel like every day these fuckers lick something and declare "this is mine now." don't let them have it! symbolism matters and their feeble attempts to taint symbols like bread, clowns, and an adorably misspelling of "friend" can be overcome. together, we are strong! ✊

Tech, Corporate Culture, Uhh what? 

So... all of the Product Ops SREs from my org are coming to visit HQ next week and what does our newly promoted Director of CloudOps decide to do as a team building exercise? Sporting Clays...

So.. I guess a bunch of SRE nerds are going shooting next week. Should be hilarious.. at least I have my own eyes and ears.

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