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Please hold while we dragon this request.

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[Kobolds yapping in the background]
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Oops.... so I've never made a turkey before, I usually leave that to other folks and cook something more familiar like tri-tip or ribeye. Since we weren't having any one over I roasted a small burd for us.
It is so tender and juicy I can't carve it, it just falls off the bones.

I couldn't get the drumsticks out of my electric roast whole even with tongs...

It is super tasty.

Instead.. I am making the dinner for the kobolds. Which I suppose is fair... I'm thankful for my kobolds.

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My everything hurts....

I wish I had some kobolds to help with this whole thanksgiving dinner thing.

Holidays, Vent 

Welp...got in a shouting match with my partner.. seems like it is definitely a holiday now.

FINALLY HARD HEAVY RAIN! A bit late this year... not showing up until the end of November..

@kistaro Addendum, all dragons should occasionally remind people they are in fact dragons. Especially the cute and friendly ones.

Otherwise consensus reality shifts and said dragon is just a cuddly, winged friendlizard.

I consider myself to be a friendly and approachable creature (generally) but I want a commission of me looking like the final boss of a video game, the huge evil dragon that is going to fuck you up

Somehow I forgot to mention FULL FATHOM FIVE.. which is probably my favorite book in the Craft Sequence

For a lot of reasons but also because somehow the author managed to write one of the best transgender characters I've ever seen... while making the fact she is trans both anecdotal in the since it is only mentioned once... but her shear determination to be the person she believes herself to be ties up the story and is pivotal to her success... and it is really cool.

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Publishing order and order I read them was 3, 2,1,4,5 but they are fantastic

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If you are ever looking for some good fantasy to read. I strongly recommend "The Craft Sequence" by Max Gladstone...

Despite being published out of order (I didn't know that at first.. was sort like.. wait this book takes place way before that one while reading them) it flows extremely well both in order (Titles have a number indicating order up until the last one.. as a pun. aka The Last First Snow, Two Serpents Rise, Three Past Dead, Four Roads Cross then last The Ruin of Angels

Weeee...
spent 2 hours in a call with MS support today... apparently we found a bug with deploying Azure Application Gateways with Terraform =/

Something we did caused a partial deployment that failed into a bad state and that couldn't be unfucked even by deleting the resource..

re: hypnokink, corruption, demonfucking, teasing 

@IrisKalmia @vidi_victa_veni

I think you broke them!

While I can have sushi basically any time I want...

I can only have "annual anniversary celebration of my emergence from the infinite void" sushi once a year.

Option B was Fuego De Meat Faucet but I'm really feeling sushi today.

It's been a few months or more since I had some really good eel.

BRING FORTH THE UNAGI TRIBUTES! (Or I'll snack on your star or some other important celestial bodies of note!)

@mawr It stands to reason that a lube-agoness would want everything properly lubricated!

spoilers, screenshot 

Like, what is this crazy timeline :D

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