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re: Cw: Transphobia, Seattle TSA 

@mawr That.. actually didn't surprise me. There have been a lot of articles about the Seattle Fash scene and massive number of Nazis up that way despite how progressive the it is viewed by the rest of the country and the non-fash residents.

And of course fucking Nazis work for the TSA... because oh look authority power over others without all the hassle of being an actual cop. D:

I despise the TSA.. between that and people mover seating I hate flying these days.

Oh fuck this.... another invite... to a thing...

fucking Hors d'oeuvre with the Executives.... starting an hour and half after I usually leave the office for the tomorrow... grah

I was one of two people not in an official leadership role at the dinner but my director invited me... so eh...

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Hnngg.... why is peopling around coworkers so exhausting?

I vaguely regret attending work paid dinner (had some tasty fish tacos), specially since I had a semi-valid excuse to avoid it (had some dental work done today). I get along well and like my team mates and a few other coworkers... but dinner with literally ever single manager in our organization was mentally exhausting.

"Light the beacons when you need our aid, and we shall come!"
With that, they left.
Years passed in peace. The beacons, once looked after, were at last forgotten, unlit.
The monitoring satellite left in Earth's orbit by the aliens still watches, ready to relay a call for aid.
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

Half balked image idea: "new queer revolution" playing with queer symbolism and mushroom clouds

@kelseyhusky @fluxom_alt

Post-"human" post-cyberpunk scifi with some soft semi-mythical elements.

Contrary to popular belief, so-called mad scientists do not habitually set out to create monsters. Any monsters created are delightful surprises.
But this time, Dr Dastard built a monster on purpose. He animated it, then put it under his bed.
"Here, I made you a friend."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

Bleh 

Just ready for today to be over.
Exhausted.. head hurts and just feeling on the outside of everything...

And I'm watching a social circle I'm adjacent about to implode because of the same people, doing the same shit they did 7-8 years ago. The only difference is I'm on the outside.

Remember: If you're going to void a kobold's warranty, do it in style. 😈

re: 🌯 (cw: food) 

@mawr OMFG MAWR... you can't post cute things like that...

hnngg.. I want a burrito now... and I can't have.. like any of the things that go in it for like a week... at least... two for rice..

Western culture makes it hard to change your name. But picking a name is an important part of defining who you are.

So, prospective parents, give your kids Powerful Names. Names with a lot of nicknames to choose from, names with a dozen middle parts for them to try on as they grow.

At every all gender swim I've been too, there is a cadre of young PoC that latch on to me when they seem me throw tricks off the diving board. And there's usually at least one other swimmer that is diving too besides me Its nice to have something in common with people. And I get to encourage little kids to be brave.

What's really nice is that they are so eager to come talk to me. They aren't scared at all, or questioning or suspicious.

That was the most lovely thing that happened today.

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@Oneironott Replace the human with {dragon} {shine}{glow}{toy}{other..}

re: Fun weekend idea (don't open if ur rich lol) 

@mawr

Extra bonus points for hacking a self parking vehicle and having an empty car doing this instead..

re: weird furry porn: dragons, tentacles, inflation, corruption, mind control, eldritch horrors, tits, etc. 

@kistaro @anthracite
This came out so fucking good!

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