Wobbly One Of Myriads @wobblewuffess@awoo.space

Become toy

gaahhh I wish I knew how to approach people with “you’re hot and we’re acquainted and we have a good set of Fetish Overlap and you have connections to a good specialty artist, would you want to commission something together if you did 90% of the coordination and I paid?” because, well, I guess the reasons are kinda obvious

what if: we stopped pretending like remembering other people's names is normal and not remembering them is somehow a fault and instead actually accepted that most people have trouble with this expectation and we started to act accordingly?

Smart Americans: "We should switch to the Metric system"

Me: Yeah but then it won't be nice outside anymore

Them: What

Me: *pointing to thermometer that reads 69ºF*

Them: nice

Me: nice

"This ring is cursed," the witch said, holding it in the palm of her hand. "Whoever wears it will die."
"Oh. Wow. How soon?"
"A minute before they were fated to."
"And?"
"And until then, they will have perfect health." She smiled shyly at her girlfriend. "Will you accept it?"
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

sometimes i'm like "wow i'm a girl how can things get any better" and then i remember im a DRAGON

I WANNA BE...
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@kistaro Let's be real: by American standards, a "sex crime" can be urinating in public

Why are new articles about Epstein’s entanglement with the MIT Media Lab describing him as having been convicted of “a sex crime”? By American standards, “a sex crime” is masturbating on a bus. Let’s try “convicted of raping children” instead.

"Don't go near the castle, it is cursed," the people in the village said.
"In what way?"
"It traps you."
"How?"
"Most of us were passing through, like you; now we can't leave."
"Why?"
They conferred, then an elder spoke. "It has an amazing, huge library."
"I must see it!"
"Noo!"
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

Ambopteryx is a dinosaur with bat wings. Not a pterosaur either, but an actual dinosaur.

So basically, dragons actually existed on Earth, but they were only as big as sparrows.