Wobbly One Of Myriads @wobblewuffess@awoo.space

And then a dragon mixed up the 10mg THC/2mg CBD chocolate with the 10mg CBD/2mg THC chocolate... square...

I intended to chomp the low THC one... well..hopefully I don't get too sleepy right away tonight...

I wish I had better control of my focus.

In the office my team members tend to do a good job of breaking me out of hyper focus by dragging me outside for "not safe for office chat time/boss needs a smoke" breaks.

When I work from home... either I end up doing a little work and fucking off... or today happens..

On the upside.. today puts me way ahead of my deliverables for next week... and I was worried I'd make the ones for this week because I scheduled pto on Friday.

My brain is so done...

Been working for 8 and half hours counting meetings... like 7 of that writing terraform modules.. which I didn't stop doing while I enjoyed some tasty lamb kadai...

No wonder my brain is fucking done right now..

Stepped away after putting a PR in and then noticed the time... no wonder my head is feeling full of fuzz and that is ignoring that I only got 6 hours of sleep today @.@

rgh.. I want to shank someone at work.. my easy solution to getting terraform up and running for the short deadline for this azure project got turned into "You want to what? Expose a bitbucket repo to Hashicorp Terraform Cloud's VCS integration.. well that's gonna take like 5 people worth of approvals.. all directors! Have fun!"
fucking hate azure
if it was aws... just dump it in s3 with dynamo db doing locking..

Azure is like.. "Just use cloud drive and cloud shell. Look how easy it is.. except the part where you are a sane person and want to use version control and git repos.."

Shadowkeep comes out shortly.. I came really close to taking the next couple of days off.. or calling in sick...

But I'm leading a project and I have deliverables to get done this week and I'd feel guilty about pushing those off on my other team mates.. especially since I designed the architecture and I'm the project lead..

Granted I did take Friday off...scheduled it a few weeks before we got the deadlines for this project ironed out.. but I should be able to get my deliverables done for this week by Thursday..

Woe is me.. I'm invested enough in a project at work that I'd feel too guilty to take pto and play video games....

Boss adds this to the list of reasons Azure sucks for senior management...

Now maybe chocolate time.

*deploys another cluster*

Cluster fails during network deployment..

Would you like to open a support ticket?

*screams obscenities quietly at Azure to not wake kobold sleeping in my nest*

Today:
Brain:
Hey guess what you have until EoD Friday to lock down this K8 deliverable... Okay sure we got this...

Except... it was super fucking hot last night so we got very little sleep..

Woke up to the power going on and off...
Boss: Work from home, take a nap and get some work done.
Power goes out.. go to office..

Power back on.. after lunch go back home.. can't sleep cuz kobold in bed.

Brain: You should just write this manifest and be done..

Azure: HAHAHAHAHA CLUSTER IN FAILED STATE WOULD YOU LIKE TO OPEN SUPPORT TICKET? NO WE WON"T TELL YOU WHY! NO ERROR FOUND!

Me: I guess... I'll just... I dunno... be ADHD for 4 or 5 hours... oh hey pot chocolate... but nope.. got to get this thing done... so no.

Azure: Response time for this ticket 4 hours

Azure: Been 6 hours... no response..

Me: I guess I'll just not today...

Fuck.... it is hot... like 95F and my brain is so done over this kubernetes in Asszure project....

Want to nap... but it is 80 in my room with AC... and Aurora is passed out in my bed...

And it's 89 in the rest of the house...

I guess I should have fucking made them a bowl or something myself and set their portions or something.. I don't fucking know...

Grrrr... when I put away 6 fucking cups of stirfry and 2 cups of rice and you ask to have some.. and I say "Yes but please leave me enough to take to work for lunch tomorrow."

DON'T FUCKING EAT ALL TWO CUPS OF RICE AND 5 AND A HALF CUPS OF THE STIR FRY THAT I MADE FOR MYSELF AND SHARED WITH YOU!

THAT IS NOT FUCKING FUCKING COOL! AT MORE OF MY GODS DAMN STIR-FRY THAN I DID AND DIDN'T HELP ME MAKE IT OR CONTRIBUTE AT ALL!

Also holy fucks... how.. I was stuffed after half a cup of rice and a cup and half of stir fry for dinner... how the fuck did you eat all of it?

Oh right.. this person eats a single 32" pizza in a sitting as a "meal".

Grrrr... I'm just pissed and venting because they are asleep and I need to get to work so I can't talk to them about this.

OMFGs... this tritip came out amazing...made a rub from minced garlic, kosher sea salt (large crystals) black pepper, red pepper and green pepper... trimmed most of the fat off it... rolled it in the rub and beat it in with meat tenderizer... then roasted it for 6 hours at 250F.... so juicy... tender and flavorful

3 hours of meetings... 2 and a half hour whiteboarding session...

10 hour work today......

And some how I'm turning into my team's persuader, organizer and evangelist SRE...

Fucking weird hearing my own words come out of upper management's mouth a few weeks after I talked about something... probably a good thing though... I hope.

Also exhausting... so much talking. Monday has 3 hours of meetings too....

Worst part is... I'd actually like to be in the office today...

bleh... paired my meetings down from 5 hours to 4 today....

by pushing one off until next week.

Me... about to leave for office
Property Manager: "SURPRISE DID YOU GET THE NOTICE ABOUT THE ROOF WORK?!"
Me: "Uhhhhh..."
PM: "OH THAT IS THE OTHER SIDE THIS WEEK BUT STILL WE NEED ACCESS TO THE GARAGE! WILL SOMEONE BE HOME TO LET THE PERSON IN?!"
Me: "When?"
PM: "THIS MORNING!"
Me: "I guess I'm remoting into my standup... required in person meeting isn't until.. 1.. "