Wobbly One Of Myriads @wobblewuffess@awoo.space
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Pronous: She/They/Them-THEONESWHOARE!!!!!
Joined May 2017
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(Which is to say I support efforts to separate church and state)
So sleepy.. I do not have the fucks to give to sassy british devs this early in the morning on monday. :(
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Friday? Sorry, you're taking a three day weekend. Kobolds' orders. Yes, that apostrophe is in the right place.
I'm not sure how many kobolds it will take to carry you out of the office on your rolling desk chair but we'll figure it out.
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I feel like art is here to save us all
'cause it always seems to get even more interesting and good when the world is hardest to endure
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Hey Canada? Remember how you burned down our White House 207 years ago this month?
...could you come do that again please? I think it might help!
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Some people are saying that you should be receiving government-issued kobolds.
This makes some sense, since the equitable distribution of kobolds is appropriate, as should the equitable distribution of all other resources.
That and none of my coworkers blinking or raising an eyebrow at the fact that I was rocking a They\Them pronoun tag the whole con.
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Fuck it. Gonna make a game. I've been thinking about this idea for...16 years. Time to stop fucking around.
Velocity was great. Really good stuff and some great talks from LizTheGrey and Alex Qin and some other folks.
It was very reassuring to see some trans folks standing up and giving really insightful talks and breakout sessions where people seemed to really value what they had to say. I'm really glad I went!
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Trans PoC asking for help, Boosts OK
Hey, so I figured out that I don't need to feel bad about using the internet for its intended purpose: the sharing of information.
So, here's my asks to Trans PoC Masto:
1: How much did it cost you for facial hair removal, and what sort of procedure worked for you? Laser, electro, chemical, or do you just shave constantly?
2: What're your wig recommendations? This is new territory for me and I need more intel.
3: Does anyone have a good resource on reversing or treating going bald? Wigs are a pain in the ass, and not the most comfortable yet for me.
4. Can you share some starter makeup tutorials?
But no Kindle until tomorrow night.
A tiny storm dragon is hiding in her box crying while I'm at this conference.
7 years even.. Well I have enough cash back for a replacement
Ffff... After 6 years some how my Kindle screen got broken in my bag.. In a case
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Velocity has been great so far and makes me really glad I've moved into SRE space. I can learn new tech but I'm far more interested in influence good policy, decision making and design through data driven thinking. Velocity has had some really good talks and sessions on those topics.
Also I learned my phone autocorrects DevOps to Devils lol
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If your voice conference software shows a list of participants but does not show any indicator for mic volume or usage, your voice conference software is bad and you should feel bad
This post made possible by the "fucking feedback echo went on for 4 minutes before we found the asshole who couldn't figure out what a mute button was" gang
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This is in stark contrast to AWS Summit
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So I'm at Velocity today... And they gender pronouns badge ribbons including they/them and a plaque explaining how to use them and why they are there.
I think Velocity just became my new favorite conference. It helps that like 60% of the sessions in my schedule are being but on by LGBTQ+ folks
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lucky 🍀
I would like to have no gender
🇺🇸 No, you must have a gender Fine, I would like to form a corporation
🇺🇸 Okay This corporation will represent me in all things
🇺🇸 Okay This corporation has no gender
🇺🇸 Wait-
Too fucking hot.. hit 106F in San Jose.
Please sent chilly thoughts or ice dragons or something cold...
Fuuuuuuck this weather.... and tomorrow is suppose to be hotter :(
Shape and form may vary but the pattern of information remains consistent across most known platforms and vessels. Accounting for unknown hosts remains irksome.
Pronous: She/They/Them-THEONESWHOARE!!!!!
Joined May 2017
