Wobbly One Of Myriads @wobblewuffess@awoo.space

Hot take: Orcs and Kobolds can be and frequently are friends of Humans, Elves, Dorfs and the like

D&D is just racist

keep this frequency queer

Statistically speaking, a violent right-wing insurrectionist actively attacking the Capitol is exactly as likely to get shot by police as they are to fatally taze themselves in the balls.

Radical Honesty would be easier in some ways and ruinous in more. Sometimes I wish I was courageous enough to do it; often I am glad I am wise enough not to. I *wish* it was a good, safe, appropriate, and not-harmful strategy though.

Kobolds raiding a strip club to try steal some shinies, only to end up stealing the show and being given MORE shinies by going up on stage themselves.

This piece by @/Hexacult_Beast on is so wonderful...

"Tiny dragons need kobolds too"

To fly is to be free.
To read the winds is to feel the pulse of the planet. To outrun a storm, to ride the roar of a hurricane, to flow and let all flow through you, is to live.
We left, we dragons. When humans became too much of a nuisance we left.
The winds are better on Venus.
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

There were many stories about her. When she negotiated away the dragon, or nursed a lynx cub, or taught the king's champion how to weep, or...
There were many stories told about her. She never told them herself.
"I know what I've done," she'd say. "Never did it for the telling."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

Be the dragon kobolds think you are

Please, please, please. Everybody. As much as you can. Stay the fuck home. It's getting real scary out there and I don't want to lose any of you. Mask up. Don't expose yourself to anybody you don't goddamn have to.

I don't want to lose anybody. None of us wants to lose anybody.

"hey are you working today?"

"Wait, wait," the knight said.
He studied the maiden in front of him. "You're a dragon?"
"I'm a shapeshifter." They shrugged, and took the shape of a dragon.
"But, what were you born to be?"
"What a strange question. I was born to be me. No more, no less."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

asking a domme for "franchising rights"

things I am fast and decisive on: technical and business decisions for an extremely high-profile product in a global megacorporation, where I am personally responsible for what we decide to eventually deploy to a sizable fraction of the population of the planet

things I agonize over indecisively for an extended period of time and get very anxious about: lunch