weird food
wanna try making a minnesota salad that isn't really a salad but i'll literally have to make my own cool whip for that because israel doesn't do cool whip
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brb making stabilized whipped cream aka cool whip
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ok now i'll go to the store and bring back a few unlikely ingredients for the "salad"
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if you want someone to blame and or recipes for minnesota salads that aren't really salads, go see @ that midwestern mom @ tiktok
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@wolfgang Ooh! That sounds delicious.
wolfe tries weird american food -- special episode!, autism, insecurity, mh- mention
came back from the store with a can of "mixed fruits in light syrup" (i wanted just peaches but that's all they had), danish "cookies with butter" (as opposed to butter cookies), artificial maple-flavored syrup (i can't tell the difference anyway)
i portioned out some canned fruit pieces and my stabilized whipped cream from earlier, crushed a couple cookies on top, drizzled out the fake syrup, and gave it a good ol' folding
then
came the moment of truth.
will this weird tiktok inspired hyperfixation of mine actually stand the test of reality? or will i find myself disappointed and deflated, spiraling into a morass of food related uncertainty and woe?
my tail folded back fearfully as i picked up a spoonful and put it in my mouth..........
upon which i realized..............
that it came out really good! fluffy and sweet and somehow slightly salad-like
minnesota salad that's not really salad, as prepared an ocean and a half away from minnesota: 7/10