emptying my twitter drafts, starting with this

more like memelon musk ugh why is my brain like this

alternate history in which, due to a loophole in a tax law, it was cheaper to publish software on machine-read paper tape so they would be legally books, even into the age of optical discs

alternate universe where everything is exactly the same except the chirality of screws

I wonder how much of anti-climate politics is just taking "god said the world would never flood again" as a challenge

a "maker" is just a white collar redneck. prove me wrong.

thembo? no, my pronouns are pla/ce

I wonder how many world wars there were, when there were multiple worlds. like, how many wars have been "basically every other state ours regularly communicates directly with has picked a side and is fighting"

I feel like they keep using the same bits about how Vulcans and humans are different. it's silly. I mock the stock Spock schlock

christian-themed haunted house, featuring zombie jesus and judas is-scary-ot

Wow! This one factory on the Thames River in London was responsible for producing all of the troop rations for England in World War One! It produced so many pancakes that it earned the nickname "The Batter Sea"

👢👅: but owners of corporations take all the risks, they're who's liable if things go wrong

the abbreviation "LLC":

spreadsheet software, even proprietary, has done more to empower people to use computers than gnu ever has 💅

grain silos are basically just really big squirrel burrows

imagine getting an mba. like a whole postgraduate degree in being busy

if I had a doctorate in literally any field, I would constantly answer questions about every other field with "haha, I'm not that kind of doctor"

no nuance November: rationalism and puritanism are the same thing

zombie is the most senior member of the website development team, call it the <div>ing lead send tweet

the famous quote from satoshi nietzschemoto, "gold is dead, and we killed it"

it's simple:

web 1.0 was the .com boom
web 2.0 was the .ly boom
web 3.0 is the .onion boom