wolfe but sad @wolfgang@awoo.space

maybe someone who's been a really religious jew their entire life could somehow repent for their sins by sacrificing, like, hundreds of sheep and goats? but to everyone else and me included: god hates us and wishes us harm

i honestly don't get it when christians (and even some jews) are all like "god loves you and forgives you uwu"

like,,,, have they read the old testament??? because i did. for eight years as part of school, and as an interest in my free time. so i can safely tell pretty much anyone reading this:

god hates you. like,, REALLY hates you. from the bottom of his heart. and he's also fucking PISSED. and he'll Never Ever forgive you. so y'all better fucking watch yourselves cause there's probably plague and or hungry bears and or a meteor strike coming your way

i'm sorry but as someone who knows a bit of yiddish, the german phrase "brillen-putztuch" is absolutely hilarious to me

i accidentally watched all of There I Ruined It's tiktok videos and now my brain has been replaying popular songs to the wrong melody on repeat inside my head for two days straight

were jews ffs why do we have to use a literal nazi scientists name to describe the concept of "autistic people who can speak"

and like, the guy speaks better than i fucking can (ha ha) and they barely show footage of him, just show his famous sister talking ABOUT him and his childhood

ajfhsoafjajdososo

tv report about "[Famous Singer] Comes Out And Tells The World About Her Brother With Asperger's!"

and they interviewed EVERYONE else before they interview him

and they consistently talk about how terrible it is For The Poor Family

and they constantly talk about "How He Deals With It"

and i wanna fucking scream

i haven't seen a "little mis(s|ter) (something)" meme in days and everyone seems to think they're "cringe" (ugh) or whatever now, so it makes perfect sense that today i saw hebrew language ads with the least funny iterations of that meme yet

i wonder if monolingual* israelis can even imagine overwhelmedness existing as a concept

hebrew has no word for "overwhelm"

@else i think if you add it up, i've spent several extremely stressful hours of my life so far just,, zooming in and out and in and out reeeeal slow to find the one singular, fickle sweet spot where google maps suddenly and fleetingly decides, for but a brief instant, to show the label on the one street/road whose name/number i need to know

re: yes/yellow pair -- israeli "yellow" is, in fact, nearly identical to asl "yellow" (= israeli "yes") but adds a sideways motion to distinguish

most likely cognates through LSF 🇫🇷 and DGS 🇩🇪

ASL: "where"
Israeli: "who"

basically the sign version of the classic english-speaker-learning-german mistake of asking "wer ist die toilette?"

Israeli: "yes"
ASL: "yellow"