wolfe but sad @wolfgang@awoo.space

did i just spot two people on my street signing to each other or did they just talk with extremely quick gestures that change hand shape constantly

"when at last the work is done/
don't sit down it's time to dig another one "

@glitter but then they'd have to change their habits! and for what,, a better world?!,,

@else wow. the map. i audibly gasped lol

@tillianisafox (...did i give myself an idea for how to use my ducked up sleep schedule for doing good? for legal reasons: haha no no obviously i wouldn't commit such vandalism haha 🙃🙃🙃)

@tillianisafox have you checked how it's attached? where i live they usually just use hex bolts(?) so an adjustable wrench would be enough to undo them 🙃

*fingerspells a-w-ooooooooo*

radical leftists sure love to overestimate how much twitter users care about elon musk buying it

@anarchiv (i suspect i've made this joke here before, possibly multiple times, but i couldn't resist)

@anarchiv back when i lived in "Buy a Harbour" i always appreciated how the city's name gives out free real estate advice

i was TIL years old when today i learned that, fun fact, :

@else i wholeheartedly agree! in fact, we just had our fifth election cycle since 2019 (sixth since 2018 if you count municipal elections), so if anyone tells you israel is undemocratic they're clearly wrong

i just realized that the hebrew term for "aged cheese" (גבינה מיושנת) could in fact also be understood to mean "outdated cheese"

"these iron age people had a temple 60 km (38 mi) from where you live today, where they would sacrifice livestock to appease their weird local god"

me: yaaaaaaawn

"also they spoke an earlier form of your native language"

me: TELL ME ALL ABOUT THE GOAT MURDERERS

ahahahaha the only reason i was able to make my vaccine appointment this morning is that the (european) dst switch made me sleep until 11 instead of 12 lmao

i know i like to shit on (my own native!) Modern Hebrew for being a semitic-inspired conlang with european syntax,,,,

but i'm actually reading a book from 800 years ago right now and understanding it almost perfectly so uh,,,,, i'll go find a foot to put in my mouth or whatever they say 😳😳😳

Where In The World Is Wolfe Telavivjaffa's Sleep Schedule