wolfe but sad @wolfgang@awoo.space

i'm actually very much enjoying the book so far, but if i keep rolling my eyes at the racisms so much then they're gonna get stuck like that

new drinking game: reading "the innocents abroad" by mark twain and taking a shot/hitting a joint every time he does a racism

Oh My God!!!! this hotel is dog friendly!!!!!!!! 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

pizza from a random place: i always thought it's meant as a joke when people say that something tastes like cardboard, but this pizza legit literally tasted like biting into a piece of cardboard. however it was barely just edible, and i haven't eaten enough today, soooo 3/10

i'm starting to understand why americans don't like to walk, prefer living in suburbs, and see dense cities as inherently bad

is all of the us this sketchy or is it just a bad choice of cities on my part 🤔

my trick for a consistent sleep schedule is every time i start going to sleep too late i just go a timezone or two west and problem solved

this bridge looks like my highway interchanges in cities: skylines

my actual legal and everyday name is a hebrew word and not in any way intuitive for english speakers, so at starbucks so far i've been using a generic "western" name that starts with the same letter and used to be a nickname of mine with friends 10 years ago

but it always felt a bit.... outdated; like, i'm no longer that person who had that nickname in 2012 and almost no one's called me that since then

and so today

i instead used the name "wolfe" and it: 1) worked i.e the cashier typed the name i said, and 2) made me feel all warm and fuzzy inside

so i guess i found my new starbucks name and possibly my new furcon name?????

today my insides hurt from being stressed my solution is tons of weed for both thank you for coming to my ted talk

why does every starbucks baked good taste like oranges 😩😩😩 4/10

so uh can someone explain to me why businesses in the us don't write prices that include all taxes or in fact any taxes at all?

correction: actually $20.10

also i need to eat food that's better for me; hence a $15 bowl of white rice and plain chicken that i ordered at a too-fancy-for-my-tastes restaurant

the stress (and excitement) from the trip to the pacific, together with last nights 3924024 kg of cheese, have utterly ravaged my bowels and my poor butt in the past few days and i think i might need to Chill The Fuck Out, possibly using cbt techniques or sth again

NOW✨
✨OPEN!
AwooO!

chicago deep dish pizza: 5/10 was completely different from what i know back home (which is basically deep fried thick dough pizza) but was still....... not extremely good. way way wayyyy too much cheese, and i didn't like how the sauce and the cheese were completely separate???? still, way better than any other deep dish pizza i've had

i don't want to come off as rude or passive aggressive or entitled but i also don't want to expend limited spoons on people i don't know

i wish i wasn't expected to smile when im having a neutral/positive experience with restaurant/cafe/supermarket/hotel/etc staff