wolfe but sad @wolfgang@awoo.space

i'm sorry but i was told i'd be safe and warm if i was in la; but so far everywhere that's indoors has ac on full blast and i'm still freezing cold wearing three layers 🥶😑

i have been in a sunny place for literally five days and my skin has already gotten darker (and redder, oops)

oh, ohoho, oh poor past wolfgang who hadn't yet realized how much gosh dang caffeine was in those tasty starbucks drinks

what are the chances i could order food at the hotel restaurant without: 1. making eye contact, 2. speaking, 3. explaining what's up, 4. having the authorities called on me, or 5. in like 2-12 hours when i can speak/eye-contact again, having people who remember me think i was faking earlier

tools available to me: a smartphone with 13% battery, a pen with no paper, and some israeli and american sign languages

oops i did it again

more than anything else: more than destructive notions of profit over people, more than hundreds of coups and proxy wars and countless dead worldwide, more than the invention of the car or the personal computer or the skyscraper -- the united states' biggest and most impactful contribution to the rest of the world is by far: the hamburger

the hamburger, almost always with fries, is one of my favorite foods in the world, and i have tasted both incredibly amazing hamburgers and unbelievably inedible hamburgers in my all too many days on this earth -- and i've seen fries ranging from the soggiest, flimsiest, burnt, cold tendrils that were once potatoes; all the way to perfect golden pieces of heaven incarnate, crunchy on the outside, soft on the inside, and ketchupped, mayonnaised, and salted to perfection.

and so, coming here, into the very belly of the beast, to the birthplace of such a wonderful food, one could imagine i'd be quite excited to try this famed favorite of mine! but will i discover that much like a lot of other things, hamburgers too are an american invention better done by other nations? or will the hamburgers in the land of hamburgers live up to the lofty expectations i hoisted upon them?

well, girls, gays, and theys, i am pleased to announce here live on our show, that except for exactly one case (in the middle of nowhere, comma, michigan, at the hotel convention place) -- every hamburger i've eaten so far in the usa, has been an absolute masterpiece.

10/10

thank you all for reading,
and god bless america

twinkies: does not taste like a twink, but does actually taste very good regardless. i like the consistency of it i think? and i don't even like cake! 8/10

new profile pic who dis

in conclusion: i hate myself on multiple overlapping levels as usual nothing to see here move along everyone

and i wanna say this fixation on body and appearance is also probably a key part of why my sexual and romantic partners are usually terrible people?????? but that feels like stating that good looking people can't be good people, which feels...... also counter to everything i've been taught

i also hate the fact that i am so fixated on men's bodies including my own, and more generally on physical appearances including my own

everything i've ever been taught was that appearance doesn't matter etc etc, the usual progressive stuff and all that; and yet my brain refused to pick up any of that, except as a tool to criticize myself whenever i can't follow that wisdom i was taught (which is any time in my life when my sexual libido is in any way existent, i.e most but not all of my adult life)

i am everything that's wrong with the world, no matter your political views 🙃

"מְתוּקָה שְׁנַת הָעֹבֵד אִם מְעַט וְאִם הַרְבֵּה יֹאכֵל וְהַשָּׂבָע לֶעָשִׁיר אֵינֶנּוּ מַנִּיחַ לוֹ לִישׁוֹן"

"The worker's sleep is sweet whether they eat a little or a lot; but the rich person's fullness doesn't let them sleep"

not me lying on the floor and reading kohélet from my hote room bible

a person just asked me through the cafe window to give him the last few bites of my cinnamon roll. i don't want to know how hungry you have to be to do that

i gave him $10 and told him he can buy food or just anything else he wants and walked back to my hotel on the verge of tears

the most expensive thing on this trip is definitely the hotels, but a close second is the money i give to random homeless people 😭😭😭💔💔💔 smh ffs take better care of your citizens, america

i love eating tons of extremely sweet food sometimes and america can definitely deliver on that better than israel or anywhere i've been in europe 😍😍😍

i think this cinnamon roll might have an entire cup of sugar just in the icing 😍

ph- posts could, alternatively, and equivalently, be tagged as irl body horror

i discovered that the drink i grew to like at starbucks is actually caffeinated because it contains açaí and it just....... explains so much about what i've gone through physically and mentally in the past week 😶