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Tentative list of maladies (excuse me: "maludeez") for Trash Panda Hospital:

wirms
jondis
floo
bochalizm
kat skrach fevr
da-fish-in-see
lerinjhydis
raybeez
weerd spotz
tetnuss
tiks an fleez
komin kold
wartz
tripanosomethin
meinj
pleg o_o;
rabit fevr
skaybeez
samonela
step-toe-cokis
arseinik
striq9
saianaide
raissin
poyzin aivee
katnip
beladawna
pawloniyum
spaider byt
hyumin kandee
brok lejg
brok awrm
brok u... all u
sprayn
splintr in pawb

board games; minor medical TMI/grossery; filthy animals 

Note to self: add a special malady called "stuft": it's got a really high diagnosis target (because gosh those plush frens are so realistic these days), but if you actually beat it, all the other diseases on that patient disappear because plushies can't get sick. "Phew. Sokay, dis fren not spose ta breev!" =^__^=

board games; minor medical TMI/grossery; filthy animals 

Oh, gods, forgive me...

I think I've got a name for the <s>patient</s> payshunt discard pile in Trash Panda Hospital:

"The Nice Farm Upstate." *shudder*

board games; minor medical TMI/grossery; filthy animals 

@zebratron2084
I loled at "tripanosomethin," gawd how many times I've wished I could do that with medical transcription. XD

board games; minor medical TMI/grossery; filthy animals 

@green Listen, when you can only count to seven anyhow, that's good enough. Nobody's gonna read any further than that. No raccoon professional has that kind of time on their hands. =(^)_(^);=

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@zebratron2084 no toof hurt?

board games; minor medical TMI/grossery; filthy animals 

@001zlnv Ooh, thank you!

board games; minor medical TMI/grossery; filthy animals 

board games; minor medical TMI/grossery; filthy animals 

@Austin_Dern I added "hed stuk in fud kan" just for you. Thank you for the expert procyonid perspective! :)

board games; minor medical TMI/grossery; filthy animals 

@zebratron2084 *fffhaaahahahahaha*

board games; minor medical TMI/grossery; filthy animals 

@zebratron2084 "clever dis-guys" for suit

board games; minor medical TMI/grossery; filthy animals 

@zebratron2084 ... PLEEEEEEEEEZE tell me TrashPandaHospital is an actual thing!!!

board games; minor medical TMI/grossery; filthy animals 

@JulieSqveakaroo It will be if I ever finish writing the game. :)

board games; minor medical TMI/grossery; filthy animals 

@zebratron2084 SHUT UP AND TAKE MY SHINIES!!!

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