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survival advice for millennials 

run around in circles with your hands and arms flailing around like kermit and go waaaaaaaaaaaaugh until you feel like you have some control over your life

s'what us gen xers are doing

let us know if you figure out how to make it do something

survival advice for millennials 

@zebratron2084 y'know this is absolutely 500% accurate. *nodnodnod*

survival advice for millennials 

@green @zebratron2084 why have I never tried this before. It sounds PERFECT

survival advice for millennials 

@zebratron2084 As a xennial I can absolutely confirm this. I'd also like to add that milennials are surprisingly well prepared, both emotionally and culturally, to deal with this oppressive reality. If headlines are to be believed, they've already embarked on an elaborate sociocultural and economic killing spree. I imagine *their* children will stare out over the oceans of blood, and when asked about it the parents will say, "well my child, once upon a time, corporations were people, and walked the earth..."

survival advice for millennials 

@zebratron2084 don't understand

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