confidential to yelp user; snark
Rule 1: If you mention the ethnicity of a service worker in your review, you're probably being a dick.
Rule 2: Seriously. Don't mention the ethnicity of a service worker in your review. It doesn't matter. There is no reason to mention it.
Rule 3: No, not that either. That did not make it okay. Did you even fucking read the other rules?!