Civ V shitpost 

Shaka: hey you've got a lot of troops on my border what's up you wanna fight?
me: nah just wanna make sure I got a good view for you to beat up on Washington, carry on

Civ V shitpost 

@troodon

Is surprisingly chill Shaka the equal and opposite of nuclear Ghandi?

re: Civ V shitpost 

@001zlnv @troodon Based on my own C5 experience, no, surprisingly chill Shaka is basically just regular Shaka with a better-concealed knife. If he offers you a drink at the diplomatic summit, pour it in the nearest planter when he's not looking. >_<

re: Civ V shitpost 

@zebratron2084 @001zlnv the only reason he's being friendly to me is that I have him *vastly* outarmed. of course it also helps that he keeps spawning military units and sending them to attack America and getting them killed off, while I'm just accumulating units through diplomacy with city-states. :D Washington really hates me now, though. but I got New York out of the deal so I don't care. ^______^

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re: Civ V shitpost 

@troodon @001zlnv Yup, that's exactly how you handle Shaka. Say "you and I are pals forever" but say it with a great big rock in your hand. O:)

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