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patrecon, cw: profound misanthropy (~) 

We bailed early. This was probably a real good idea. If my misanthropy meter gets much higher than it was, it tends to trigger my Kaiju Tiger Battle-Snark limit break. -_-

We can't have nice things, y'all. It's encoded in the human neurolinguistic structure. Our attachment to lazy-ass intellectual shorthands ruins everything we do.

Wrap your affairs up fast, fellow monkeys. And I don't know, maybe buy some good assembly puzzles for your local raccoons.

re: patrecon, cw: profound misanthropy (~) 

@zebratron2084 *sends thoughts of tiger-skritches and big plates of sushi*

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