gender, another friendly subtoot
I don't EVER want to see another prix fixe menu for gender ever again. From now on, we're just gonna order everything off the a la carte menu and share it family style, okay?
Let the other tables stare-- they're seething with envy, and they're right on the verge of pointing at you and asking the waiter, "Is that the special? Could I get a little of that?" <3