(12 oz. later...)
Ah, yes, that's an inestimable improvement over my previous enervated condition! I feel so neurologically nimble, nothing could elude my newfound perspicacity. What an incomparable restorative! I thank you, good baristas! Ad astra per aspera, as they say!
*smiles broadly for 2-3 seconds, topples over like Viccini from the Princess Bride, then lies totally inert until a forklift is dispatched by Alaska Airlines*