The drains in our increasingly decrepit apartment have backed up. Apparently the unusually loud "rain" I heard last night was a torrent of water coming down through our bathroom ceiling.

Peg and I are gonna take all this wastewater and make wastewaterade. :p We decided, fuck it, we're staying at the hotel down the street until this gets repaired, and we're staying in the motherfucking jacuzzi suite.

This is not responsible nor a good idea, and I'm secretly very glad Peggy opted for it. =^__^;=

@zebratron2084 You know you can go to jacuzzis without having your home destroyed...
(Also, urgh, sorry hon.)

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@Aradia Yeah, we were originally gonna do this jacuzzi suite to get away from B*nd*z*, but decided to be responsible and cancel.

So it's all effectively free! ^___^ (Have I ever explained the Alice Trillin Law of Compensatory Cash Flow to you? It's so handy...)

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