Laid out the Ch 2 plotline with @anthracite. I think we have a winner.
Blue Story Elevator Pitch: "John Carpenter and George Lucas Present: THX-1138 Meets The Thing. Uhhh... for kids."
Red Story Elevator Pitch: "Beyond the Black Rainbow by way of The Sopranos, with the characters from the musical Hair. Except they're all gay space mushrooms. For kids."
Seriously, we are upping the TF factor for Chapter Two good and hard. I can't believe how much weird stuff we're trying to get away with.