magic realist tiger moment; mood (-)
*hides in the back of the closet and hwarfs up a gigantic hairball that proves, on closer inspection, to be a wad of chewed-up fortune-cookie strips that all have the word "REGRET" printed on them*
*sighs and noses listlessly at chewtoys for the rest of the evening, maybe stress-binges on the scraps of last night's antelope, before settling on a slightly too-small box to hide in and sulk*
re: magic realist tiger moment; mood (-)
@JulieSqveakaroo So what you're saying is that the cure to my depression is to pouncemurder a piano for five minutes?
You know, that doesn't sound half bad.
re: magic realist tiger moment; mood (-)
@zebratron2084
Sounds like a plan!