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I knew the moment I saw this that the son of a bitch would be from California.

Granted, I had already seen him two-star a local sushi bar for letting their roll of plastic wrap be (gasp!) out in plain sight, so I was kind of cheating...

Honestly? I'm a terrible, prejudiced person but I'm kind of glad I'm going to end up in NOLA instead of Los Angeles. I... I don't know what this guy is, but I don't want it.

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@Phorm I mean, I was raised Italian, right under a sign in my mom's kitchen that says "Zitto E Mangia." I can't help myself.

And granted, it's actually genuinely plausible that the food in California is that much better. I just... I dunno, I lived broke-ass in Cleveland for long enough that I don't care if it's on a paper plate and I have to fish a purple hair out of it, as long as it's good and reasonably hygenic.

Maybe I'm more of a canid than I like to think. ^__^;

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