Good morning frendos and fedi-frendos!

Please share with me your messiest, sloppiest genders

(I mean, I realize gender is rarely _clean_ but I'm curious to see how messy they get)

I'm lookin' for the genders that stain clothing and can't be scrubbed out of carpet

Or the genders that melt into everything and harden so you can't even cut them out

C'mon don't hold out on me

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@mawr Hmmm. Well... Theeka the mousedoll once displayed one of those toy water-wiggles as her genitals du jour, does that help? And my fractal bunnomaly Serenissima canonically has ladyparts shaped like a Lévy C curve? (None of those who have survived an encounter with her can explain exactly how that works.)

@zebratron2084 Water wigglers are a gender?!?! OMG! I always wondered what those were for! That makes perfect sense! :D

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