uspol, zoopol, catpol, racepol, furpol 

This "interview" with the jaguar involved in the recent zoo <s>attack</s> home invasion works on so... very... many... different levels for me right now.

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uspol, zoopol, catpol, racepol, furpol 

@zebratron2084

For some reason, I expected something more like this:

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@zebratron2084

"OLIVE: No you don't. Money is stupid. Pet me. "

This may be the single most concentrated bit of wisdom I've ever seen on the internet.

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@Phorm I learned SO MUCH from Olive...

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