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These guys have been flyering up and down our street. They're such bros, Anthy won't even let me link to their website, but you're really only missing a lot of pictures of buzzcut guys in ballcaps crouching and smoking.

Below is their "manifesto," and it's so pure and naïve I want to capture one of them and feed him carrots through the bars of a pet carrier.

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@zebratron2084 *Reads, and immediately looks utterly crestfallen*

Oh fucking hell

The techbros have infected Zombocom!

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@Phorm I like to think they're more like the exact mathematical endpoint opposite to zombo.com.

For every yin there must be a yang.-- a glycerine and fake-ass fruit-reeking yang with an Ed Hardy shirt, a knit beanie, and a tallboy in each hand. :)

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