kink; news; questionable grammar 

There are at least four different ways I can interpret this headline and at least three of them directly call out my kinks.

kink; news; questionable grammar 

@zebratron2084

*Opens mouth as if to say something, finger raised in exclamation*

....

*Lowers her finger, closes her mouth, and just nods a few times as if to say, "Well, there it is..."*

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re: kink; news; questionable grammar 

@Phorm "Ms. Phorm of the Bottle Herald-Times. You had a question...?"

re: kink; news; questionable grammar 

@zebratron2084

*Holds up pen, while looking down at her notepad*

"Yes, these Bubble Face Manufacturing operations. Are they currently hiring?"

re: kink; news; questionable grammar 

@Phorm "That would all depend on the applicant's qualifications, and whether they were hoping to be employed as an EV manufacturing drone, a bubbleface, or a bludgeon..."

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