uspol, scat, parental love (++++)
My mom bought me a ton of kitchen stuff. She told me there was one "bonus gift" coming along with it, and she hoped I'd really like it.
My mom has a precious gift for deadpan.
It turned out to be a DONALD TRUMP TOILET BRUSH. No parent has ever understood her kid better. I can not wait for my next colossal dump. I might just eat nothin' but red beans for the next few days. SUCK IT UP, STUBBYFINGERS. =^_______^=