I seem to have developed an eye floater roughly the size of the I-405. :p

OK, maybe it's not that bad, but it's just big enough that it's pretty consistently in my field of vision, so it's still illing me out. Even after reading eight medical articles reassuring me You're Probably Not Going Blind.

Which is good, because I don't currently have health insurance applicable in this state. Oh, well, I think technically I'm still a WA resident and have paid my Ambetter up. So if I wake up tomorrow and can't see out my right eye, I guess you're gonna get a visit from me sooner than anticipated. o_x

(I do think I'm OK, though. No flashes, and there isn't the "shower" of floaties the sites warned about, just one ginormous one plus a TINY black speck. Plus, it's my "goblin eye," the eye that already had the warped macula, not the "good" one. I didn't like the goblin eye anyway. It's really only good for seein' goblins.)