mh, health (briefly ---, probably ok now?)
Wasted 20 minutes freaking myself out over a flicker at the corner of my eye, worrying that the new eye floater I got yesterday was turning into a retinal detachment.
Stood in a dark bathroom for five minutes, blinking crazily and trying to check it out. Finally convinced myself that yes, indeed, it had stopped the moment I walked in there.
Came back out... and realized I had been freaking out over the lighting effects of the café's ceiling fan. I mean, god fucking dammit, but I guess it's better than the alternative...