mh (very mild -), healthcare, 10-millikafka radiation
You know you're dealing with America's bizarre lopsided healthcare bureaucracy when "Oh, we're just weeks behind, sorry about that!" is the REASSURING answer.
At least I didn't fuck anything up, and now I have THREE CSRs who have told me my application should be okay... even if they did give me three completely mutually contradictory answers about WHY. *sigh*