dreams
Hey, brain? Why are my dreams about zombies always fun and exciting and my dreams about my friends always terrifying and depressing? I think you've definitely got something backwards.
Granted, that biker guy was really cool, and the magical neon-gold hoverbird I summoned to escape the encroaching alien-transmuted hordes was SUPER cool. Thanks for those and sorry for all those years I smothered you with enormous amounts of THC...